Sarah Scrabble

Sarah Scrabble
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Enough said.

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Loca Librarian - The Dark Side
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Librarian joins the Dark Side. Mwa ha ha!!!!!! } : )

The Librarian From Hell, Part I (Tag Your Own Blog)

Since I can blog about anything, I decided to write a story. Hope I'm tagging this correctly.

Author's Notes: This is a work of fiction. If you have employed at your branch a librarian like Ms. Oksana, please send her our way. Thank you.

The Librarian From Hell

Part I

The first time I met the new children's librarian, I was getting in trouble for playing Halo on the kids computers. Mr. Jim was saying we had to go to the teens computers if we wanted to play violent games. Kyle and Luis and me, we're good at ignoring some of the lady librarians, but we can't ignore Mr. Jim. That dude is like 6 feet or something. And he can be real scary. We stood up and made like we were gonna log out, then we waited until Mr. Jim was walking away and sat right back down. Five minutes go by, and next thing I know there's this woman going by dressed all in dark purple. Long black curly hair with a shock of white and big dark eyes. She had to be only like 4 foot 9. Real crazy looking. Shouldn't be too hard to ignore.

The librarian came up to Luis and stared him in the eyes. "You feel like reading a book," she said in a soothing voice. Her eyes - I swear they turned red and started glowing.

I nearly fell off my chair when Luis stood up and said "I feel like reading a book" like he was in some sort of trance. Then the dude goes and starts reading a book!

She turned to Kyle and told him he wanted to learn how to grow green beans. So Kyle starts looking up green beans - in books! Man, that's what Google is for.

I quickly logged off and ran away before the freaky lady could get to me.

"Walk!" Mr. Jim barked.

"Who's that new librarian?" I asked him.

"Oh, her? That's Ms. Oksana," he told me. "The new children's librarian."

"That woman's weird," I said. I started telling him what she did to my friends, but Mr. Jim looked at me like I had an alien coming out of my forehead or something.

The rest of the week, I kept a close watch on Ms. Oksana. There were less people on the computers. Seemed everytime she was around, more and more kids were reading books. All she had to do was look someone in the eye, and they'd instantly obey her. One time I asked Luis if he wanted to try beating me at the videogame I got for Christmas, and he just offered me a book and said I should read it cause I might enjoy it.

That's it, I said to myself. Ms. Oksana has got to go.

To be continued ...

Tagging and Del.icio.us

As with many of the other technologies I'm learning with TLC 2.0, the more I use Del.icio.us, the more convenient it will become. I set up an account and tagged some of my favorite websites. I also played around on the Del.icio.us site and searched various terms to see what other users tagged. I looked at people's comments - some were generic (i.e. "this is good") and other comments actually were useful (they gave a detailed summary and/or critique of the site).

If you are interested in seeing my tags click here